THERES MORE THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂
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Can haz snackytreat
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Might I also add
The spiritual successor to Miette
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
“What could the audio possibly be?”
*unmutes*
“Oh,”
Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the
He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.
Then I’ll kill him myself
did you know Lenin’s organs were removed and replaced with a humidifier and pumping system designed to maintain the body’s core temperature and fluid intake. did you know they turned Lenin into a cyborg
Its what made him communist
newton’s second law of motion: f=ma
newton’s third law of motion: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction…equivalent exchange
Unmute !
Mood
i played theses games probably everyday in the computer lab